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Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Pyonsuke!!
Sonya-chan!
You'll pay for killing Pyonsuke 02!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
You killed Pyonsuke 02!
In my dream!
Dream?
Like I care about your dreams!
Kill Me Baby
One morning
One morning.
Morning!
What's with that? It looks cool!
It's nothing.
I'm going to the infirmary!
Here we go again.
Well? Cool, right?
Don't waste those!
What if they're out and someone needs one?
Well it's too late now.
I've already used it.
Now it isn't being wasted.
So mean!
You didn't have to go and hurt me!
Wait a second...
If you get treated before you get hurt...
Huh?
This is an amazing discovery!
Why hasn't anyone thought of it before?
Uh...
If I plaster up places that I might get hurt...
I feel invincible now!
Even if I get hit like this...
Obviously.
I'm totally fine!
You're shaking.
Wouldn't a poultice be more effective in this case?
Wow, you actually offered a useful suggestion!
There you go.
Thank you!
Now you'll be fine even if I hit you.
What's with that pole?!
You don't need to test it out!
I was going to help you out, too...
Shouldn't you be the one wearing this, anyway?
You seem like you'd get hurt a lot in your work.
I've got a super-strong bulletproof undervest under my uniform, so I'm okay.
What, really?
That's so cool! Can I hit you to see?
I won't feel a thing.
You said I could hit you!
Isn't it obvious I meant on my body?!
If you were going to do that, you should have hit here to start with.
Here.
So mean! You already got me back, but you hit me again!
Uh... sorry.
So you really do have a protective vest, huh...
Yup.
I'll do it properly this time, so can I try again?
You're going to regret it if you miss again.
Eh?
Are you okay?
I'm fine...
That was just a little sudden, so it surprised me a bit.
I said I was going!
Can I try again?
Don't tell me you forgot to wear it...
I-I'm totally wearing it!
Let me go again then.
Just once more.
Alright, go!
Why are you straining like that?
Alright...
Wait, no kicking!
Why not?
It isn't made to withstand that sort of impact.
Even though it's bulletproof?
That's because... bullets are small.
I'm sure there's some physics design behind it.
Like Pascal's law or Taylor's theorem,
or Flemming's left-hand rule, you know...
Well, whatever.
I can tell you weren't wearing it to begin with.
Poultices won't help against bone fractures!
It's not like I was really going to kick you!
I don't trust you.
Fracture...
Wait, if I wear a cast from the start, I'll be totally safe!
How can I avoid injuries?
In your case, if you were to use your brain just a little, you'd get hurt a lot less.
Your injury rate is based on your IQ?
You don't get it, huh...
You really are hopeless.
I get it! You're dumb, which is why you got hurt.
You did it again!
Because you're stupid in the head!
No, the world would be a more peaceful place if you were more gentle!
Why bring the world into this?
Dammit! Dammit!
I'm getting away from you before I get hurt any more!
The next day
The next day.
You stink of poultice!
This is my total defense!
Are you still on about that?
It doesn't make a difference if I just have them on!
A few hours later
A few hours later.
So itchy...
Itchy...
You've had it on so long it's irritating your skin?
Itchy...
One day, during break
One day, during break.
I've been so busy lately I haven't had any time to sleep...
I'll take a short nap before class.
Sonya-chan is crying?!
Did something happen?
As her friend, I have to cheer her up!
Hi Sonya-chan! Smile!
Shut up.
Though the river's current never fails, the water passing, moment by moment, is never the same.
Where the current pools, bubbles form on the surface, bursting and disappearing as...
So sleepy...
I need to jab myself with my pen...
Where is it?
Wait, I think I had one in my pocket...
Wha—
What are you doing?!
You're acting weird!
Are you angry or something?
No... never mind.
She's really giving off a killer vibe today...
Does she have assassin work after school?
Class is finally done!
Time to go home...
Wait!
You can't go back today!
You again.
Move.
No, I won't!
I'm sorry! Give! Give!
I said give!
But I won't give up!
Please, just go away.
You leave me no choice but to use force!
Why was that so easy?
Thanks. My eyes are open now.
She finally realized that being an assassin is no good!
Sonya-chan!
Just a little.
Man, I'm sleepy.
I should get a coffee or something.
Wait!
I'm taking it since she forgot!
Ew. Black coffee?
I can't drink this...
I'll buy something else.
Wait, I don't have time for this!
I'm completely out of energy because I had to run...
No good...
Found you!
She's sleeping?
You'll catch a cold if you sleep here.
She has automated defenses...
I need to wake her up without touching her...
Hey!
Wake up!!
Shut up!
Just shut it!
I'm sorry...
I can't just leave her here...
A weird insect!
Ow ow ow ow!
That was careless of me.
Is she just pretending to sleep?
Woof woof!
Is she dreaming of dogs now?
Woof woof woof!
Stay away!
Watch it!
Being completely out like this is almost asking me to draw on her face.
In which case...
I'll start with drawing eyes on her...
What were you trying to do?!
So mean!!
I was looking out for you!
Lies!
It's true!
You wouldn't get up! I was just—
Like I'd believe such a stupid face!
But you did this to me!!
February 14th Valentine's Day
February the fourthee... fourtine... fourteen?
I love you...
Oh... thanks.
Valentine's day!
I love you...
Tanaka, wait!
Happy Valentine's!
Here, Sonya-chan!
What's this?
A chocolate?
On Valentine's Day, girls pour their love into chocolate
and give it to the person they like.
And you have to pay them back 3 times as much on White Day!
I'll be waiting for yours! I'm totally looking forward it!
I don't need it!
No givebacks!
Once you've accepted, you're not allowed to!
Then I'll give you yours now.
Really? You will?
Here!
Kill Me Baby
Ahh, the sunlight is so toasty.
You dropped something!
I guess she isn't paying attention.
But what is this?
This is...
...a picture of a guy!
What's up?
N-Nothing!
Huh?
What's wrong?
I dropped something.
Did you...
N-No! I don't have any pictures!
I don't think you have a bad taste in men!
Just hand it over.
If you don't hand it over now...
...you know what'll happen.
Okay.
Is this really that important to you?
Yes.
So give it back already.
Yay! It's an important picture!
You're making me blush!
You little...!
Why the hell are you carrying a picture of yourself around?!
I bought too much.
What pointless resistance.
Hey, hey.
Who is that?
None of your business.
C'mon! Tell me!
A target.
That's such a grown-up way to say it!
You'll catch his heart?
No. You've already forgotten what my line of work is?
Hey...
That's right!
You seriously forgot?
No! Don't kill him just because you don't like his face!
That's not the reason why! Let go!
Listen up, this is my job.
Nobody criticizes the hero when he kills a bad guy, right?
Think of it that way.
What on Earth are you talking about heroes for?
Are you okay?
Dammit...
Even though I tried to explain it in a way she'd understand...
Oh no! Now I remember my mission!
I must straighten her out!
It's none of your business.
No! I can't just let you be!
We're friends!
At this rate, it'll get worse!
You won't become a splendid person like that!
Yes! Splendid!
A splendid person, very much so like me!
Huh?
Besides, what if you hurt someone else who happens to be around?
You know how you choke anyone who approaches you from behind.
That won't happen.
Really?
Not even by reflex?
Yeah.
Let's see.
See?
It's fin—
You can do it!
You don't have to strike! You can do it!
See what I mean? You get upset too easily.
Because of you.
If you didn't lose it so easily, it'd be a lot better.
You should only lose knives! Just kidding.
It can't hurt to have composure as an assassin.
What do you want me to do?
It's not good if you get upset easily.
So, with that said,
we're gonna practice.
You can't get upset about anything I do from here on.
Isn't that just a penalty game?
I told you not to do anything!
No you didn't.
I only defended myself with composure.
Did I mess it up somehow?
You need to learn to be kind!
What? You're one to talk.
What are you doing?
They say when you're around animals, you get kinder.
Just pretend that I'm a dog.
I hate dogs.
I'm not scary. Just pretend I'm a dog and pet me.
That's a bit much.
You can ask me to shake, or to let out my paw.
Anything you want.
How about...
Stay.
Lunchtime
Lunchtime.
If you don't listen, I'll hit you.
I want to be human again...
Dream on.
This isn't nice at all!
Let's bring in our new recruit!
I'm a bunny!
I'm Pyonsuke 03~
I'm actually 02 but since you killed me, I'm 03.
Huh?
Now you can use this stuffed animal to—
How am I supposed to play with this stuffed animal?
When you hold it, you'll be filled with happy feelings.
That was too much hug...
Killing 02 and now 03...
I feel kinder now.
You didn't need to use that much force!
You made it explode!
Hey! Where are you going?
To the bathroom.
Liar!
You're going to find that guy, aren't you?!
If you want to get to him, you'll have to pass me first!
If you can... be gentle.
I just wanted to use the bathroom, but if you insist...
You really aren't gentle!
Ah. I fell asleep.
You're still far from being a normal human...
I'm worried about your future.
You are worrying about me?
Oh, I know!
Why don't you quit being an assassin and be a chiropractor instead?
That was random.
I couldn't think of anything else.
There are plenty of other things I could do.
What do you want to do?
I want to be rich.
That's not an occupation.
Hmmm... Sonya-chan as a chiropractor...
Is she having another stupid daydream?
What's wrong today?
I have a crick in my neck...
Let me see.
Did I mess up?
Maybe that's no good?
Of Chocolate, Sleep, and Wounds.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next Time
Focus on one point. Spread your forces.
Spectacular time-space of certain death.
Inhumane cruelty in The Scold's Bridle.
Piling boxes reflect the passing of time.
To be born is to suffer.
The parting river is waiting ahead.
To wander without a destination
is the way of life. The human spirit.
Next time, on Kill Me Baby.
The last kill.
Kill Me, Baby
Kill me, baby.
The answer lies within you.